Paul

Paul Mallion

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aka: Arf-tash

Paul is the lead guitarist.

Gifted with the legendary facial appendage:-  The Half-Tash

Paul sports the most scythingly loud amp setup known to man.  Lethal at a height of 2 feet to a range of 500m.

Renowned for his string-breaking ability, guitar string manufacturers use his playing as the durability test for all their new products.  If it survives one song on Paul's guitar, they're bloody strong strings!
It's not uncommon for him to break several strings in one song.
Reasons given for his snapping ability range from having a saw-like strumming action, being incredibly tight-fisted, to having an phenomenally firm grip in his left hand.

Loves driving the van + the whole band down mountains in second gear with the handbrake on after boiling the brakes!

	The band get worried as Paul starts to get a bit too friendly with Lisa, one of the band's groupies!
	Paul as you've never seen him before!
	Charming!
	Paul with less hair...  and only half a tash.

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