Trouble J

Jacqui J.

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aka: Trouble J, or just plain Trouble!, Lucky (according to Brian)

Trouble joined the band as Beryllium's little helper to help with the sound...  The fact that she's now actually more qualified than Beryllium is a bit worrying for him, but he copes...
She has also taken on the roll of acting as a PA to Jon and Phil (That's to be read as Pain in the Arse by the way).

Trouble J is also an established Drum 'n' Bass DJ in Brighton and London.  Check out her very own website here:  www.troublej.co.uk

A little know fact is Trouble J is actually (as Jon calls them) a Porridge Wog...  i.e. Scottish!!!  From Dumfries to be precise.   You'd never know it as she managed to acquire a lovely common, southern accent... init.  This only slips when phoning home and then you can't help but laugh!   Here nationality was ultimately discovered when we were out shopping with her... to say that she is tight with her money is an insult to the Scottish stereo-type...  she is much tighter than that!!!  Trouble has never paid the full price for anything... ever.

Some of Trouble's talents include sunbathing, laughing, bargain hunting and drinking Lambrini...

	When Beryllium is away...  Trouble J will play!
	Why is she walking round in a sleeping bag???
	That's some pelvis thrust you've got there!
	Just to prove that she did actually qualify from her Music Production HND, she asked the STB paparazzi along to the ceremony in Worthing.  They managed to snap this one of her frolicking with Mark Little (Joe Mangle from Neighbours!).
	Wedgie!!! She apparently now buys 'Wedgie Friendly' elasticated thongs from M&S as a precautionary measure.
	Trouble is renowned for her fragrant fingers... as Jon's face shows!
	Jon asks her: 'What noise does a whale make?'
	Soakin' up some sun...
	Like Brian, she's quite good a sleeping...  And loves being woken up!
	Z z z z z z z...
	Looking Good Trouble!!!

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