Venues
We're trying to compile a complete list of all the venues we've apparently played in the last 11 years!
Please E-mail us with any venues where you can remember seeing or even hiring us. And also if you can remember any funny/strange/stupid occurrences. Cheers.
| Town/Village | Venue | Comments |
| Battle | ??? | Brian's wedding. Three songs only 'cos Brian had a broken leg (one legged drumming!) |
| Bexley Heath(ish) | Falconwood | How many pint of Guinness? (32 actually) |
| Beltring | Whitbread Hop Farm | A Beer festival for Christ's sake. Need I say any more! Oh yeah... Jon snogged Del! |
| Bodiam | A party in a barn | Ace party, Nice barn. |
| Eastwood's Farm | Oi Del, is that your sister, over there...? in that sty...? | |
| Brenchley | Lou's Wedding | Dan gets caught nicking the reception food! |
| Buxted | Buxted Manor Hotel | Dudds gets committed. Where did that sack barrow come from...? |
| White Hart, The | Beryllium get the snog off the tottie in the nurses uniform! Band are jealous! | |
| Canterbury | Canterbury College | That lovely packaged pair of lungs |
| Cuxton | Ski Club | Near Snodland! (Nice name) |
| Crowborough | Bugatti's Nightclub | Upstairs... we love stairs... |
| Social Club | At one gig here, Del failed to get up off the floor after 'Everybody'! - Last time we turned up to play, it was Karaoke, No STB!!! Double-Booked! Bastards! | |
| Dieppe (near) | On a farm somewhere??? | Del's impressed by the electrics! |
| East Grinstead | Ravenswood | Biggest audiences yet (Not!) But 100% satisfaction! |
| White Lyon | "I'll be your manager... I've got loads of money!" - says the gardener from Hammerwood House. After a few! | |
| Eastbourne | Pub - Smirnoff? | Look out for ghosts!! |
| East Dereham (Norfolk) | Phoenix Hotel, The | Hear the distant sound of banjos playing... |
| Fletching | Village Hall | How do you spell that again? |
| Flimwell | A Field | Flimwell Festival. |
| Gatwick Airport | Social Club | Nice! |
| Hadlow | Leavers Manor | |
| Hailsham | Victoria, The | Mind the ghosts! |
| Hawkhurst | Cricketers, The | 'You don't want to play it like that!' - 19yr old brat! |
| Golf Club | Come on luv' let's see your smile! | |
| Royal Oak, The | Can anyone see the band...? Nope, but you can hear them! | |
| Heathfield | Crown, The | An old favourite. Alas, not any more. |
| Heathfield & Waldron RFC | Wild, OTT, Naked, rugby players. Horse gets bottled during Rawhide! No point dressing up for this one then! | |
| School | How may people on the stage? | |
| Hildenborough | Barn, The | Rather forget this one, wrong booking! Can anyone smell burning? |
| Horsmonden | Social Club | Resonance Hell. |
| Hurstgreen | Anthony's Party | Who blew the PA up??? |
| Robin's birthday | Shut up you trout! | |
| Kilndown | Coca-Cola Party | Do you want ice with that? |
| Lamberhurst | The Lime Tree Inn, Lamberhurst | No swinging off the chandeliers Jon! |
| Lamberhurst (Hook Green) | The Elephant's Head | Neill went home with the van keys! Plonker! |
| Ligh | Plough, The | |
| London | Cruise boat on the Thames | Look out for the Bowbell! |
| Eccleston Hotel, The | I will survive! | |
| Eve's bar, Regents St. | In a flash... 2 van loads of special police, 3 fire engines, an angry manager and a cold roadie! :-( | |
| NATO HQ, Northwood | If I tell you what's under the concrete I'll have to kill you! | |
| Royal Lancaster Hotel, The | Huge function room! Nice food! Fidelity Xmas Doos | |
| Luxembourg | Britannia Bar, The | Proving STB is a totally international band! |
| Maidstone | Trader Jacks | Blown PA and cheers for the pyro box! |
| Matfield | Radio 1 Director's Daughter's Wedding | Plush wedding. |
| Mayfield | Recreation Field | MASSIVE gig with us headlining... Several thousand people were there...It went really well. |
| Merribel | ? Pub | |
| Northampton | ? Pub | One of Jon's many organised gigs (this one actually materialised!) |
| Plymouth | Street, The | Naked marines playing volley ball on the Hoe and the landlord on Helium! |
| Robertsbridge | George, The | Mind your fingers! |
| School | Robstock! | |
| Village hall | More PA trouble | |
| Rye | Oasis Club | Mind that road sign... Crunch! |
| Sandhurst | Mark's back garden | After the eviction writs from Sussex council for Wallcrouch '95... The Leader finest entrance ever! Naked marines again! The Kent CID on stage dancing! (True!) |
| Seddlescoombe | Village Hall | 'We'll need a run-up to get the gear in this place!' I seem to remember witnessing a pad pair of apple-catchers during the birthday bumps! |
| Stonegate | Kicking Donkey | Under the tarpaulin. Did they build the bar around her??? |
| Roger Daltry's Trout Farm | Del's mic gets a clean. | |
| Taunton | Norton Fitzwarren Marine Base | More naked marines! STB arrive in the 'Love bus'. |
| Ticehurst | Bull, The | In a marquee, in the rain! |
| Club | 'Nice' | |
| Recreation Ground | Another Stadium gig | |
| Ticehurst House (mental clinic) | The band do a gig to pay off their accounts! | |
| Tonbridge | Angel Centre | One of Phil's family gigs |
| Nisels Golf Club | STB unplugged but the clapping triggered the sound limiter! | |
| School | Whose behind the curtains then? | |
| Torpoint | Beach Party | Just enough power for Neill's amp and nothing else! |
| Tunbridge Wells | Assembly Hall | NYE. Confetti cannon hell! |
| Beacon, The | Mind that wall... Crunch! & Neill & Lorain's Wedding. | |
| Blue Boys | One of our larger venues. | |
| Brokerline Front Room | ||
| Calverley Hotel | Jon has a 'chat' with the owner. | |
| Grey Lady, The (Map) | Upstairs again. | |
| High Rocks, The | What a venue! We'll be back there soon hopefully! | |
| High Street. Music Festival | Probably our biggest crowd (in the thousands) | |
| Paraquito Hotel (Marquee) | Star's birthday. | |
| Pembury Hospital | STB claim their first victim. Whoops! | |
| Royal Wells, The | One of our favourite regulars. | |
| Spa Hotel | ||
| ? Health Club | Picked up some nice Saxamaphones. | |
| Uckfield | Football Club | Del drops the mixing desk! |
| Mayhew's Chicken Factory | Fat Cat Macey! I feel like chick-chick-chicken tonight! | |
| Rugby Club | How many stairs!? | |
| Val d'Isere | Dick's Tea Bar | The best club in Val. We're on telly soon!! |
| Henri Oreiller Centre | Any old Iron? And where's Del? | |
| La Fôret | Police close us down but the crowds still sing! | |
| Morris Pub | Horse throws up on the drums! Altitude sickness all round. | |
| Wadhurst | Buckhurst Manor | Long and thin. |
| Commemoration Hall | Who turned the lights out? | |
| Uplands Community College | Our old school. Look out for Nugget! | |
| Wallcrouch Stadium (Map) | The first stadium gig! 2 writs, police cars and a helicopter forced the move to the Sandhurst Bowl for the second! | |
| White Hart, The | Our Birth Place!!! Dec 21st 1991 STB was born in this pub!!! |
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